Hey remember that time Ten flirted with Spiderman?
I can name you all a VERY long list.
there should be an ed sheeran generator where you type something into it and it makes it sound beautiful and eloquent
like “i dropped my pen onto the floor” would translate to “the magic wand with which i pour out the workings of my soul onto a white blank page cascaded from my fingertips onto the cold, unforgiving ground”
are you ed sheeran
No. I’m Patrick.
HOMIE WAS JERKIN IT BC HE ACCIDENTALLY GAVE HIS COMPUTER A SEXY VOICE
Whelp. There goes my childhood.
”sending hate mail to ppl on the internet is like nailing jello to a tree”
Benjamin Franklin died in 1790
are u calling me a liar
I ain’t calling you a truther